Police intercepting a hug deal??? How embarrassing!
My college experience is really just a collection of business cards from guys I’m most definitely not calling back.
I think that self awareness comes with time. Not something that can be rushed I suppose.
Yes, but think about how much easier it would be if I could rush it. Like now I’m aware that I’m not entirely self aware yet. That’s kind of frustrating, man,
Oh my goodness. My favorite thing ever is when I deliriously blog at night and then wake up with lots of notifications. Like, I took some crazed selfies and spit out some shitty jokes (like always, I guess, but more tired), and they got a lot more notes than I expected. Why do you people encourage me???
Anonymous asked: Do you ever have straight hair?
Yes, but it’s usually other people’s locks that I cut when they’re not looking and hide in my closet.
good hairday + cute outfit + camera = oh dear god
FUN THING TO DO ON THE INTERNET: reblog everything on your dash with the comment “wait I don’t get it…”